I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
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he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
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im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
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