I just saw a hot homeless man
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
the bouncer watched the girl drop her ID, saw me pick it up and say OMG SHE LOOKS LIKE ME, and then let me use it to get into the bar
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Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
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Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
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