Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
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I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
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some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
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