i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
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Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
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Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
You're the only guy I know who could convince a lady at the pharmacy to trade you her pain pills for your antibiotics.
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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