He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
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you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
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I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
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