He is such a slut. More and more my type.
Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
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I need ur penis! This is not drunk texting, either! This is I need ur penis texting. There IS a difference!
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
You know you're sufficiently drunk when the 411 dude just says, "Fuck it! I'll Google that shit for you, what movie do you want to see?" and proceeds to give you showtimes for 3 different theatres.
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
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The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
I was taking a nap and she comes in wo/ pants, gets up on the bed and mounts my face while watching Weeds on Netflix. I'm okay with it, but at least let me wake up first.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
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