is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
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I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
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She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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