its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
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why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
I think I wrote "thanks for the free alcohol!!!" in their wedding guest book and I'm almost positive I signed my name
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Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
Dude she passed out on the floor so you covered her with a blanket to make sure "no one would notice her"
And when she started moving around and making noises you told everyone, "it's okay, it's just my roomba under there".......
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