Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
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Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
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Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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