She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
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i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
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Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
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