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I love you

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are you drunk

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yes but I def love you, we should get married

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But I'm Jewish

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embrace Jesus

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(440): I love you (720): are you drunk (440): yes but I def love you, we should get married (720): But I'm Jewish (440): embrace Jesus http://tfl.nu/v32c

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(443): View more from Maryland

her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.

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(443): her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way. http://tfl.nu/3gxo

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i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit

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(949): i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit http://tfl.nu/gr8g

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation

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(570): His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation http://tfl.nu/j8xh

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(203): View more from Connecticut

Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her

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(203): Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her http://tfl.nu/iis3

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Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes

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I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.

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(352): Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes (1-352): I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos. http://tfl.nu/ch4a

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(203): View more from Connecticut

This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.

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(203): This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning. http://tfl.nu/sy0s

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(304): View more from West Virginia

So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions

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(304): So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions http://tfl.nu/qdnz

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just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.

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(815): just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays. http://tfl.nu/2pfb

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There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.

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(520): There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this. http://tfl.nu/ttw7

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He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.

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(705): He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment. http://tfl.nu/68lb

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(239): View more from Florida

Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.

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(239): Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest. http://tfl.nu/uwa9

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(402): View more from Nebraska

Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.

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(402): Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that. http://tfl.nu/hrua

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Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?

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(702): Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated? http://tfl.nu/6luu

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(404): View more from Georgia

Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!

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Be safe. And I hate you.

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(404): Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND! (1-404): Be safe. And I hate you. http://tfl.nu/32xo

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