I puked a lego.
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
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It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
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At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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