Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
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I knew I was in the wrong bar when "I have a daughter your age" was some random's pick up line.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
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she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
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