South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
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I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
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Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
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