she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
when she asked where we met, i said the liquor store. the next words out of moms mouth? 'oh that's real promising molly'
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
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I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
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I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
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