even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
Sober January is a disaster.
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
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i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
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We got banned from that Whataburger for life. WHATABURGER. Which is saying something. They deal with drunk dumbasses every night.
Tequila happens.
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
Randomize