Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
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he seriously made his penis a facebook.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
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So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
Also, there's definitely not a non-hilarious way to ask to stick something up your butt.
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
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