Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
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I feel like my teeth are sweating.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
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Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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