don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
I read the police report. You asked the cop if you could use his in-car computer to update your facebook. No way you get out of a DUI.
I don't know how to tell my mom that I'm not sober enough to drive to the dentist...
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
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All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
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I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
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