ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
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I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
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When did we convert life to cartoon?
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
That's how pantless uber rides happen
Why are your pants in the freezer?
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