i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
you told grandpa to call you daddy
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In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
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I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
We are all done wearing pants today
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
Remember how I made that resolution to remain celibate for 6 months? Well, I just broke that
You literally made that 4 hours ago...
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