Fuck. I have a girl here waiting on me in my room! I told her I was going to get a drink of water... I'm in the bathroom taking a dump... I have mudd butt bad... There's NO toilet paper!!
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
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No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
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I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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