Just found out I reached my $2500 deductible and I have a $5 million dollar cap on my health insurance. Let's get drunk and do something recklessly stupid tonight.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
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What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
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Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
Single lady's Saturday night: eat doritos, masturbate, eat more doritos. Do shot of Jager. Repeat until desired result is achieved.
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
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