Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
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And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
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Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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