so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
your cat followed me a mile away from your house. if it doesn't come back, i'm sorry, but I needed to get laid tonight.
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
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I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
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What happened to fro yo and sex?
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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