he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
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A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
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Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
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