xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
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It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
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I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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