We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
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I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
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He offered to take my unemployed self out for drinks, but I really just want him to buy me the Beyoncé album
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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