If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
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right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
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IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
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