I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
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I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
Apparently "Do you want me to ruin your day now or later?" is not a good way to tell someone you're pregnant and it's theirs.
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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