am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
I just accidently deleted 60 gigs of porn from my external hard drive. Thats over 300 pornos! I think im gonna cry.
Im surprised that you are even able to text me right now.
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My mom is pretending to be Paula Deen while making breakfast...I'm pretty sure she's sober.
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
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I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
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