You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
Bad news. I baked you a cake and one of my fingernails is missing.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
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