just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
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I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
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So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
Literally been in their house 5 minutes and I've projectile vomited all over the bathroom wall. The dog licked it up though so I think it's cool.
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