Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
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There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
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i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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