Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
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Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
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Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
When you're as high as I am right now brushing your teeth is both magical and fucking terrifying
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