No awkward lesbian experiences without me
i just met rob pattinson in italy. he's so stupid, i feel like i would have to say "your penis goes here!"
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
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what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
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How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
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