don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
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Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
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I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
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