you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
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i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
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No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
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