How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
Church boner. Awkwardddd
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Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
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I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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