he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
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She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
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Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
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Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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