the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
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only you would photoshop your dick
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
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I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
Why are there condoms taped to the handle of Tito’s?
I get horny when I drink, pregnant when I fuck and I never lose the booze unlike my purse
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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