Dual....:-)
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
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I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
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