I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
Another f*ing night of vodka youporn and xanax. I need to get a goddamn life
3 great things that go great together... But not on a Friday night. Perfect on say... a Tuesday.
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
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New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
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The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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