3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
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on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
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She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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