there was a trapeze. enough said
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
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God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
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Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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