Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
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She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
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That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
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