Since when is my name a synonym for head?
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
is it fun? or sober?
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
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