She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
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BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
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he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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