Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
You can't special order awesome
Walked into this guys room, saw a tickle me elmo under his desk with white stains in its mouth. This is awkward.
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
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So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
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Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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