she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
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The only reason I'd ever want a boyfriend is so that someone would spoon feed me applesauce when I'm so hungover I can't move
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
I woke up to the sound of gentle rain, only to realize I was laying under a urine trough in the men's restroom. Fuck you, bourbon. Fuck you.
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
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I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
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